OK, a few months ago I bought the greatest watch in the world.
I swear I am legally blind so I need one with a big face.
I found one. It's just about as big as a clock you hang on the wall.
I love it.
You can actually see the time. It winds up just like my Grandfather's watch did.
It broke.
The face fell off.
Crap.
I ran to the Dollar Store and grabbed one of those plastic digital ones that I hate.
It looks like something you would get out of a box of Captain Crunch.
I am so blind there is no way in the world I will ever be able to see the time.
No way.
I can never figure out how to set these kind of watches. I hate them with a passion.
I tried the pointed end of a knife, a baby pin and a paper clip. Then my sister-in-law showed up out of nowhere and set it with a pen like everyone else does.
Now I have an excuse to be late.
I have no idea what time it is because I can't see my watch.
Maybe tomarrow I will go back to The Dollar Store and buy a pair of reading glasses for a dollar and one of those cool things to hang around my neck that holds your glasses on for another dollar so I can read my watch. My fourth grade teacher wore one of those. Maybe I will look like a teacher if I get one.
Maybe not.
Maybe I should have just bought another watch like the first one I actually liked.
Talk later,
Annie
Saturday, November 6, 2010
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