Thursday, February 25, 2010

job application for the whale job?

OK so this husband comes home and announces to his wife that he has just come home from the unemployment office and the conversation goes like this.

"I saw this Job Ad at the unemployment office today dear"

"Oh, yeah what did it say dear?, you know you have been layed off for a long time and you have ruined our credit and the house is going to be repossed"

"Oh, it's for the whale trainer job in Florida, you know I love to swim.  It says no experience necessary, they will train me on the  job".

The wife hides the newspaper with the article that tells about the whale killing three of it's trainers.

"Great dear, let me find your swim trunks".

She then quietly takes the portable phone and makes a call to her insurance company, putting a million dollar policy on the idiot.

Talk later,

Annie

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