My girlfriend from Buffalo called the other day. We got chatting about crap, catching up on the latest stuff that has been happening in our lives. She told me I should look for a different career, that the farm is just too much work. My Dad said the same thing on Thanksgiving. I asked her "What in the hell do you think I am going to do for a living at my age?"
"Oh, Anne, that's easy, just do stand up comedy".
"Oh, now there's a great idea". I am sure they have a huge call for stand up comedy here in Chautauqua County. Stand in front of the Walmart telling jokes doesn't pay real well.
So, I went to Youtube and looked up Roseanne and Ron White. I watched their routines a few times.
Holy crap, I could do that!!
OK Roseanne swears like a trooper and makes fun of everyone. Got that down!
Ron White tells funny stories while smoking cigarettes and drinking mixed drinks. Crap, I did that for free at the Chaffee Hotel for years.
I am not going to good Resume writing. Maybe I could get a stint on Oprah, or maybe Walmart?
Talk later,
Annie
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