Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Flyguy

Janet and I were talking and she mentioned that her husband Sam had cleaned the garage and did a really nice job of it. I was totally unaware that men were capable of doing anything of this nature.

Then it came to me.

I bet you a million dollars he is going to start his own "manly" following called Flyguy. It will be just like Flylady where you follow instructions on cleaning, you will get daily emails, monthly newsletters, and be able to purchase the latest cleaning helper tools available.

What a smart guy!!

I can just see it now.

Good morning all you Flyguys. Today were are going to clean the garage. Make sure you sort your tools and hang them on the wall just the way your grandfather did. Then we are going to count your shotgun shells and put them in a plastic organizer bin.


He will have them rotating their beer in the fridge, checking copenhagen cans for outdated labels, putting cigarettes neatly in the freezer in tupperware containers. He will have them sorting out their socks by colors and weight. He will have them clipping coupons for dog food for their hunting dogs.

He will have videos on how to make organizers for nails out of baby food jars attached to pieces of old barnwood.
He will show the men how to organize their girlie magazines, white socks, fishing rods and how to keep your pick up trucks free of clutter.

Sam, you are a genious.

Talk later,


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