how to attract people to your veggie stand (Annie's way)

OK, so I am not exactly getting the customers at my veggie stand that I would like.

I thought about my situation.

Then, it came to me.


I am going to make a sign and put it on the corner where our road hits the main road.  It will read "Stripper Bar". I will draw a big arrow pointing to our house.


When the customers get here, there will be another sign that says "opening tomorrow."


I will have the veggie stand stocked with fresh zucchini and tomatoes.  The guys will have plenty of cash and instead of stuffing it in some girls pantys, they can stuff it in my coffee can while they buy vegetables.


I am so damn smart.

Talk later,

Annie